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True story. Computer: “Password expired. Choose a new password.” Me: <types> “hi-hat.” Computer: “Password cannot contain symbols.” Me: “…”
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True story. Friend: “Yo, Kev. I got a new job today!!” Me: “Yeah? Where at? Friend: “The morgue, man!” Me: … Friend: “What?” Me: “People will be dying to work with you, I guess.” <friend leaves> Me: “Was it something I said? I didn’t want to stiff you on the…
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True story. Friend: “What’s wrong, Kev? You look like hell.” Me: “I can’t stand my job, dude! All I do is crush cans all damn day. I’m soda-pressed.” Friend: … Friend: “You can leave now.”
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