True Story II
True story.
Friend: “Yo, Kev. I got a new job today!!”
Me: “Yeah? Where at?
Friend: “The morgue, man!”
Me: …
Friend: “What?”
Me: “People will be dying to work with you, I guess.”
<friend leaves>
Me: “Was it something I said? I didn’t want to stiff you on the puns, dude.”
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